Tuesday, January 31, 2006


From The Spook
Who Sat By The Door
To The Rich White Man In The Room


Lynn Swann, pro football Hall of Famer and current Republican candidate for Governor of Pennsylvania was referred to as “the rich white guy in this campaign” by opponent Bill Scranton’s campaign manager, James Seif during an interview of candidates on Pennsylvania’s Government Access Cable channel PCN on Thursday, January 26, 2006. “The rich white man in the room”. Candidate Scranton, a former lieutenant governor who is white, comes from a wealthy family.

The statement caught me off guard. I did not know what Seif could have meant by the statement. Was he saying that Swann, because of his wealth and/or stature, wasn’t a real black man? Nah…That wasn’t it. The remark was made because Swann is black. It was just the opposite. Seif’s remark was not a term of endearment or one of inclusion for Swann. This was a racial slur towards Swan and African Americans of wealth and stature. It was about old money versus new money. Prominence versus provenance. It’s about how no matter how high a black man climbs in this society he is never completely accepted by those he may feel that he has assimilated with. Nor has he associated himself with the ilk of people who look beyond color. The common term is “color blind”. The term should be something more positive like “diversity astute”, rather than one that incorporates a term generally used to describe an impairment or disability. The problem is peoples’ inability to recognize and appreciate differences. But, I digress. The ease of which the term was used indicates to me that this is how some rich white people refer to rich African Americans. In this case, rich white Republican men.

Scranton immediately fired Seif and issued an apology to Swann and the viewers.

As we sat at the Urban Round Table and discussed this issue, it became very clear, that “The Rich White Man In The Room” was not a compliment. It was code. It was vernacular trickery… for “uppity nigger”.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Arse Hole...or the Whole of an Arse?


George W. Bush as the New Richard M. Nixon: Both Wiretapped Illegally, and Impeachably; Both Claimed That a President May Violate Congress' Laws to Protect National Security.

On Friday, December 16, the New York Times published a major scoop by James Risen and Eric Lichtblau: They reported that Bush authorized the National Security Agency (NSA) to spy on Americans without warrants, ignoring the procedures of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA).
It was a long story loaded with
astonishing information of lawbreaking at the White House. It reported that sometime in 2002, Bush issued an executive order authorizing NSA to track and intercept international telephone and/or email exchanges coming into, or out of, the U.S. - when one party was believed to have direct or indirect ties with al Qaeda.


Initially, Bush and the White House stonewalled, neither confirming nor denying the president had ignored the law. Bush refused to discuss it in his interview with Jim Lehrer.
Then, on Saturday, December 17, in his radio broadcast, Bush admitted that the New York Times was correct - and thus conceded he had committed an impeachable offense.
There can be no serious question that warrantless wiretapping, in violation of the law, is impeachable. After all, Nixon was charged in Article II of his bill of impeachment with illegal wiretapping for what he, too, claimed were national security reasons.
These parallel violations underscore the continuing, disturbing parallels between this Administration and the Nixon Administration - parallels of alarming proportion.
Indeed, here, Bush may have outdone Nixon: Nixon's illegal surveillance was limited; Bush's, it is developing, may be extraordinarily broad in scope. First reports indicated that NSA was only monitoring foreign calls, originating either in the USA or abroad, and that no more than 500 calls were being covered at any given time. But later reports have suggested that NSA is "data mining" literally millions of calls - and has been given access by the telecommunications companies to "switching" stations through which foreign communications traffic flows.
In sum, this is big-time, Big Brother electronic surveillance.
Given the national security implications of the story, the Times said they had been sitting on it for a year. And now that it has broken, Bush has ordered a criminal investigation into the source of the leak. He suggests that those who might have felt confidence they would not be spied on, now can have no such confidence, so they may find other methods of communicating. Other than encryption and code, it is difficult to envision how.

Such a criminal investigation is rather ironic - for the leak's effect was to reveal Bush's own offense. Having been ferreted out as a criminal, Bush now will try to ferret out the leakers who revealed him.
Nixon's Wiretapping - and the Congressional Action that Followed
Through the FBI, Nixon had wiretapped five members of his national security staff, two newsmen, and a staffer at the Department of Defense. These people were targeted because Nixon's plans for dealing with Vietnam -- we were at war at the time -- were ending up on the front page of the New York Times.
Nixon had a plausible national security justification for the wiretaps: To stop the leaks, which had meant that not only the public, but America's enemies, were privy to its plans. But the use of the information from the wiretaps went far beyond that justification: A few juicy tidbits were used for political purposes. Accordingly, Congress believed the wiretapping, combined with the misuse of the information it had gathered, to be an impeachable offense.
Following Nixon's resignation, Senator Frank Church chaired a committee that investigated the uses and abuses of the intelligence derived from the wiretaps. From his report on electronic surveillance, emerged the proposal to create the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA). The Act both set limits on electronic surveillance, and created a secret court within the Department of Justice - the FISA Court -- that could, within these limits, grant law enforcement's requests to engage in electronic surveillance.
The legislative history of FISA makes it very clear that Congress sought to create laws to govern the uses of warrantless wiretaps. Thus, Bush's authorization of wiretapping without any application to the FISA Court violated the law.

With all that being said, we at the Urban Coffee Table wonder if "George W. Bush" is vernacular trickery for "Arse hole"...or at the very least "The Whole of an Arse"?

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Where'd I Go Wrong?




Overheard in a classroom one day:

Teacher: As I point to you, I'd like each child to stand up, introduce themselves, and tell the class what they'd like to be when they grow up. (Teacher points to a young man)

Stan: "My name is Stan, and when I grow up to be a man, I'd like to go to Japan...if I can."

Teacher: "Very good, Stan." (Points to a young lady)

Sadie: "My name is Sadie, and when I grow up to be a lady, I'd like to have a baby...if I can."

Teacher: "Very good, Sadie." (Points to another young man)

Dan: "My name is Dan, damn Japan, when I grow up to be a man I wanna help Sadie with her plan...if I can!"

While sitting around the Urban Coffeetable again I mused about what this world is coming to as far as our kids are concerned. I mean, theses kids need their asses kicked somethin' fierce. ...talkin' back to their parents, teachers, and elders in general; cussin' like some kinda daggone sailor. And when did young girls start gettin' so fast? I've seen more 10-13 year olds shakin' what their mammas gave them than I care to count. Man, there's even lesbian gangs in high schools--lesbian gangs?!? What...the...phuck?!?! Oh well, I guess if priests can rape little boys, lesbians can form gangs. And speaking of boys, you can't get a young man to keep his shirt tucked in for nothin', and if you're not wearing the Dickies black or dark blue "prison" uniform, well, you're just a beyotch!

With all the good things there are going on in the school systems around the country, sometimes I just can't see the forest for the trees. Teaching is great, but I often wonder if the words "I'm a teacher" are just vernacular trickery for "where did I go wrong with my life?"